Silly Songs - Made to Measure

We love parties. We can bring -

1. Sets of funny songs, accompanied by our pianist.
Perfect between courses at dinners, or for a unique treat at parties/events. With a bit of briefing, we can also tell personalised jokes etc between the songs.

2. Dance sets of jazz/swing classics and modern faves, accompanied by our tip-top trio of piano, double-bass and drums. Ideal for big parties, weddings etc.

3. A combination of the above. Our pianist/trio is also happy to play background sets - and can improvise around requests.


4. The irresistible pièce de résistance... a bespoke song. More on that here.

Here are some sample sets. Do contact us with any questions.

And technical requirements are listed here.


1st Set (15/20 mins, pre-pudding)

Just One Drink? - a cautionary tale on midweek drinking...

Crackers for Cheese - a ‘cheesy’ love song

The Lady Is a Tramp - with our updated ‘slummy mummy’ lyrics

Let's Do It - new version, as performed on BBC Radio


2nd Set (15/20 mins, post-pudding)

The Prince Harry Song - our parody of 'Prince Ali' from Disney’s Aladdin

Me and My Shadow - vetoed version, performed at 10 Downing St Christmas party

The 'Flour' Duet - Bake-Off opera parody, featured by Classic FM

Greece Frightenin' - Merkel & Tsipras sing 'Summer Nights' from Grease


Dance set (1 hour +)

Let’s Face the Music and Dance - Mambo Italiano - Cheek to Cheek (Heaven, I’m in Heaven) - Sway - Diamonds Are a Girl’s Best Friend - Fly Me to the Moon - That’s Amore - Polkadots and Moonbeams - Beyond the Sea - Can’t Take My Eyes Off Of You (I Love You Baby) - My Way - New York, New York


You can preview all our other songs on our YouTube channel.

And for a longer repertoire list, click here.


Technical Requirements:

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