Silly Songs - Made to Measure

We love parties. We usually bring -

2 x 15-minute sets of funny songs, accompanied by our pianist.
Perfect between courses at dinners, or as a special treat at parties/events.

For an even snazzier sound, you can add double-bass and drums to the line-up. Then later on, should you wish, we can also strike up the band for dance sets of jazz/swing classics and modern faves.


For a 48-carat cherry on the cake... we can write and perform a bespoke song for you. Details here.


Our technical requirements are listed here.

And here are some sample sets. Do contact us with any questions.


1st Set (15mins, pre-pudding)

The Lady Is a Tramp - with our new ‘slummy mummy’ lyrics

La Donna e Mobile - our millennial-friendly translation of the opera classic

Just One Drink? - a highly-relatable cautionary tale of midweek drinking...


2nd Set (15mins, post-pudding)

The Prince Harry Song - our ever-popular parody of 'Prince Ali' from Aladdin

Let's Do It -  our new version of the risqué classic, as performed on BBC Radio

The 'Flour' Duet - Bake Off opera rehash, as featured by Classic FM


You can browse further songs on our YouTube channel.

For a repertoire list, including dance numbers, click here.